My First Orgasm Enfants Riches Déprimés Long-Sleeve
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Enfants Riches Déprimés Long Sleeve Size Guide
All measurements are garment dimensions in inches, taken flat. Pieces run oversized. For a closer fit, size down.
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 19 | 27 | 17 | 25 |
| S | 20 | 28 | 18 | 25.5 |
| M | 21 | 29 | 19 | 26 |
| L | 22.5 | 30 | 20 | 26.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 21 | 27 |
| XXL | 25.5 | 32 | 22 | 27.5 |
How to measure. Lay a long sleeve you own flat. Chest is measured across the front seam to seam, then doubled. Length runs from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Sleeve runs from the shoulder seam to the cuff. Allow a ½–1 inch tolerance. Fit. ERD long sleeves are cut oversized. If you sit between two sizes or prefer a tailored silhouette, size down.
My First Orgasm Enfants Riches Déprimés Long-Sleeve
The ERD My First Orgasm long-sleeve says the quiet part out loud, in cursive, like a wedding invitation from hell.
“Enfants Riches Déprimés” runs across the chest in looping script, almost polite. Below it sits a grainy, high-contrast photograph — two figures caught in a private moment, the kind of image that looks lifted from an old film reel left in a drawer too long. The title prints beneath in the same soft script: “My first orgasm.” No context, no apology. Just the line, sitting there like a confession nobody asked to hear.
500gsm cotton in a faded sage-grey, oversized unisex fit, dropped shoulders, ribbed cuffs. Hand-finished, limited run, gone once it’s gone. Wash instructions are under garment care. Available in S, M, L, XL.
Henri Alexander Levy founded Enfants Riches Déprimés in 2012. The name means “Depressed Rich Kids.” It’s built the same way it always has — old French tailoring dragged through punk’s refusal to behave.
Crafted across Los Angeles (USA), Italy, and Japan.
Some things you don’t forget. This one’s printed on cotton.
Specifications
Brand · Enfants Riches Déprimés
Design · My First Orgasm photographic print
Colour · Faded sage-grey with black print
Style · Long-sleeve crewneck shirt
Material · 100% cotton, 500gsm
Fit/Hardware · Oversized unisex fit, ribbed cuffs
Details · Script logo, grainy vintage-style photo graphic, script title text
Made in · Los Angeles (USA), Italy, Japan
Production · Limited micro-batch, hand-finished
Price · $290.00 (was $355.00)
Size · S, M, L, XL
Care Instructions (Canvas/Printed)
Hand wash cold inside out or spot clean. Air dry in shade. Don’t iron over the graphic. Full garment care here.
FAQ
What’s it made of?
100% cotton, 500gsm, oversized unisex fit in faded sage-grey.
What’s the graphic about?
A grainy black-and-white photo print beneath the script logo, with the title “My first orgasm” printed underneath.
How do I wash it?
Hand wash cold inside out or spot clean, dry flat in shade, skip the iron on the print. Full details under garment care.
Where’s it made?
Los Angeles, Italy, and Japan, hand-finished in small batches.
Is this limited?
Yes — small batch production, no restocks once it sells out.
Style it with: Enfants Riches Déprimés 777 Long-Sleeve Shirt In Faded White
Shipping & Delivery
Fast dispatch, reliable tracking, and shipping you can count on. Once you place your order, we get to work right away, with most orders leaving our warehouse within 24 to 48 hours.
Here's what you can expect:
- USA Delivery: 3–5 business days
- International Delivery: 7–14 business days
- Tracking: Sent to your email the moment your order ships
- Free Shipping: Available on qualifying orders
Every parcel is carefully packed to make sure it arrives in perfect condition. Sit back, relax, and we'll take care of the rest. Questions about your order? Our team is just a message away.
Independent luxury resale item. Authenticated before shipment and guaranteed genuine.
