Erd You’re Going to Find Yourself Alone Crewneck Sweatshirt
$355.00 Original price was: $355.00.$290.00Current price is: $290.00.
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Enfants Riches Déprimés Long Sleeve Size Guide
All measurements are garment dimensions in inches, taken flat. Pieces run oversized. For a closer fit, size down.
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 19 | 27 | 17 | 25 |
| S | 20 | 28 | 18 | 25.5 |
| M | 21 | 29 | 19 | 26 |
| L | 22.5 | 30 | 20 | 26.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 21 | 27 |
| XXL | 25.5 | 32 | 22 | 27.5 |
How to measure. Lay a long sleeve you own flat. Chest is measured across the front seam to seam, then doubled. Length runs from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Sleeve runs from the shoulder seam to the cuff. Allow a ½–1 inch tolerance. Fit. ERD long sleeves are cut oversized. If you sit between two sizes or prefer a tailored silhouette, size down.
Erd You’re Going to Find Yourself Alone Crewneck Sweatshirt
The ERD You’re Going to Find Yourself Alone Crewneck Sweatshirt prints the prognosis across your chest and dares anyone standing close enough to read it — a garment that functions less like clothing and more like a warning label stapled to a body nobody plans to stay near.
The front opens with “E.R.D” in large, widely spaced dark capitals across the upper chest — initials presented like a case file header rather than a brand mark. Below sits a stark black graphic depicting three identical standing female figures rendered in silhouette, shoulder to shoulder, faces obscured by long dark hair, their postures uniformly still. They read as a chorus line for a show that has already closed — witnesses to something they will never discuss. Beneath the trio, a dense block of smaller dark text fills the lower chest in tightly set lines, the title’s declaration buried among prose that blurs at distance into texture — words you have to step closer to read, guaranteeing the very proximity the statement warns against. The washed raspberry body carries a sun-drained, faded-from-original quality, as though the garment arrived already halfway through the process of being forgotten.
Constructed from 100 % cotton at a dense 500 gsm in a cropped, boxy oversized unisex silhouette with ribbed crewneck, cuffs, and hem. The pre-washed finish softens the hand while preserving the structural weight that makes ERD fleece feel closer to armour than loungewear. Each piece is individually hand-finished within a strictly limited micro-batch production — an heirloom built from a sentence most people cannot say out loud. Professional dry clean recommended, or hand wash cold inside out with mild detergent; lay flat to dry in shade and do not tumble dry or iron over the graphic — see full garment care instructions. Available in sizes S, M, L, XL.
Enfants Riches Déprimés — French for “Depressed Rich Kids” — was founded in 2012 by conceptual artist Henri Alexander Levy. The house collides 1970s French avant-garde tailoring with raw punk nihilism, producing hyper-exclusive isolating objects that turn loneliness from a condition into a garment — something you put on deliberately, every morning.
Crafted across Los Angeles (USA), Italy, and Japan.
They told you. You wore it anyway. Now read what it says.
Specifications
- Brand: Enfants Riches Déprimés
- Design: Spaced “E.R.D” header, triple standing female silhouette graphic, and dense text block in dark ink
- Colour: Washed Raspberry / Faded Red-Pink
- Style: Cropped crewneck sweatshirt
- Material: 100 % cotton, 500 gsm, heirloom-grade
- Fit: Oversized unisex, cropped boxy silhouette
- Details: Screen-printed front graphic with typographic elements, pre-washed sun-faded finish, ribbed crewneck / cuffs / hem, woven interior brand label, hand-finished
- Made in: Los Angeles (USA) / Italy / Japan
- Production: Strictly limited micro-batch, individually hand-finished
- Price: $289.00 (was $350.00)
- Size: S · M · L · XL
Care Instructions (Hoodies / Sweatshirts)
Professional dry clean recommended, or hand wash cold inside out with mild detergent. Lay flat to dry in shade. Do not tumble dry or iron over graphics/distressing. See full garment care.
FAQ
What material is the ERD You’re Going to Find Yourself Alone Crewneck made from?
100 % cotton at 500 gsm — heavyweight, heirloom-grade fleece with a pre-washed, sun-faded raspberry finish. The fabric is substantially denser than standard sweatshirts and softens further with age while retaining its cropped, structured silhouette.
What does the graphic on this crewneck depict?
Three identical female figures standing in a row, rendered in dark silhouette with long hair obscuring their faces. They appear beneath the spaced “E.R.D” initials and above a dense block of text that contains the piece’s title declaration — You’re Going to Find Yourself Alone — embedded within a broader passage of prose.
Why does the colour look faded?
The raspberry-pink body is given a deliberate pre-washed, sun-drained treatment during production. This is an intentional finish — the garment is designed to arrive with the patina of something already worn through its first chapter.
How should I care for this sweatshirt?
Professional dry cleaning is recommended. Alternatively, turn inside out and hand wash cold with mild detergent. Lay flat to dry in shade. Never tumble dry or iron directly over the printed graphic and text.
Is this crewneck a limited-edition release?
Yes. All Enfants Riches Déprimés garments are produced in strictly limited micro-batches. There is no restock programme — when a run is sold through, the piece is permanently retired from production.
Style it with: Erd NA Assemblage Crewneck Sweatshirt
Shipping & Delivery
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Here's what you can expect:
- USA Delivery: 3–5 business days
- International Delivery: 7–14 business days
- Tracking: Sent to your email the moment your order ships
- Free Shipping: Available on qualifying orders
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