Erd You Are Nothing T Shirt
$255.00 Original price was: $255.00.$190.00Current price is: $190.00.
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Enfants Riches Déprimés T-Shirt Size Guide
All measurements are garment dimensions in inches, taken flat. Pieces run oversized. For a closer fit, size down.
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 19 | 27 | 17 | 8 |
| S | 20 | 28 | 18 | 8.5 |
| M | 21 | 29 | 19 | 9 |
| L | 22.5 | 30 | 20 | 9.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 21 | 10 |
| XXL | 25.5 | 32 | 22 | 10.5 |
How to measure. Lay a t-shirt you own flat. Chest is measured across the front seam to seam, then doubled. Length runs from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Allow a ½–1 inch tolerance. Fit. ERD t-shirts are cut oversized. If you sit between two sizes or prefer a tailored silhouette, size down.
Erd You Are Nothing T Shirt
The ERD You Are Nothing T Shirt tells you exactly what it thinks of you before you’ve even read the fine print. Washed to a faded, dusty black, it carries “E.R.D.” spelled out in bold serif across the chest, each letter given its own breathing room like an initialism worth pausing on, sitting above a triptych of three identical grainy photographs — a blindfolded figure repeated three times, each frame stamped with a line of tiny text too small to read comfortably, the kind of caption you have to lean in for and probably regret leaning in for.
Turn it around and the back opens into a circular composition — the same blindfolded photograph centered inside a ring of scattered phrases, arranged like a clock face built entirely out of accusations. Nothing here resolves into a single slogan. It’s fragmented on purpose, repetition standing in for meaning, the same image shown three times because once wasn’t damning enough. The overall effect is less t-shirt graphic and more surveillance photo mistaken for merchandise.
Cut from 500gsm cotton in ERD’s oversized unisex fit, the shirt is finished with a naturally faded, worn-in wash and produced in a strictly limited micro-batch, individually hand-finished so the grain of the print shifts slightly piece to piece. It comes in S, M, L, and XL. The photographic print is dense and easily disturbed by heat, so check garment care before this one sees a wash or an iron.
Enfants Riches Déprimés — French for “Depressed Rich Kids” — was founded in 2012 by conceptual artist Henri Alexander Levy, colliding 1970s French avant-garde tailoring with raw punk nihilism. The label leans repeatedly into repetition, surveillance, and appropriated photography as a way of implicating the wearer rather than flattering them — hyper-exclusive objects built to unsettle as much as they adorn. Every piece resists disposability, made to be carried long after the discomfort of wearing it wears off.
Crafted across Los Angeles (USA), Italy, and Japan.
Three frames, same verdict. You already know what it says.
Specifications
Brand · Enfants Riches Déprimés (ERD)
Design · You Are Nothing T Shirt — E.R.D. triptych graphic
Colour · Faded black
Style · Short-sleeve crew neck tee
Material · 100% cotton, 500gsm
Fit/Hardware · Oversized unisex fit
Details · Front “E.R.D.” triptych photo print with micro-text captions, circular back graphic
Made in · Los Angeles (USA), Italy, Japan
Production · Strictly limited micro-batch, individually hand-finished
Price · $150.00 (was $200.00)
Size · S, M, L, XL
Care Instructions (Canvas/printed)
Hand wash cold inside out or spot clean. Air dry in shade. Do not iron the graphic. See full garment care.
FAQ
What is the ERD You Are Nothing T Shirt made of?
100% cotton at 500gsm, cut in an oversized unisex fit with a naturally faded, worn-in wash.
What’s the graphic on the shirt?
A front “E.R.D.” triptych of a repeated blindfolded photograph with tiny captioned text, and a circular back graphic built from the same image surrounded by scattered phrases.
How do I wash it without damaging the print?
Hand wash cold inside out or spot clean, air dry in shade, and never iron directly over the graphic. Full details are on the garment care page.
Where is it made?
Produced across Los Angeles (USA), Italy, and Japan.
Is this shirt a limited release?
Yes — made in a strictly limited micro-batch and individually hand-finished, so the print’s fade and grain vary slightly piece to piece.
Style it with: Erd Egoiste Shirt
Shipping & Delivery
Fast dispatch, reliable tracking, and shipping you can count on. Once you place your order, we get to work right away, with most orders leaving our warehouse within 24 to 48 hours.
Here's what you can expect:
- USA Delivery: 3–5 business days
- International Delivery: 7–14 business days
- Tracking: Sent to your email the moment your order ships
- Free Shipping: Available on qualifying orders
Every parcel is carefully packed to make sure it arrives in perfect condition. Sit back, relax, and we'll take care of the rest. Questions about your order? Our team is just a message away.
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