Enfants Riches Deprimes Nursery To Misery Hoodie

Enfants Riches Deprimes Nursery To Misery Hoodie

The Enfants Riches Déprimés Nursery To Misery Hoodie hides its bleakness on the back and keeps the front nearly silent. Cut from black heirloom cotton, it saves its statement for the people walking behind you.

The back carries a blue-outline screen print — a grid of childlike stick figures caught mid-motion, framed by “nursery to misery” up top and a lowercase “erd.” anchoring the lower corner, all rendered in a thin electric-blue line against the black ground. The imagery reads deliberately naïve, a nursery drawing turned cold. The front stays quiet with only a small blue chest emblem over the left breast.

The cut is a relaxed pullover hoodie: a drawcord hood, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem, and the oversized unisex volume the house is built on. The black holds deep, brushed soft on the interior.

Construction is heirloom-grade and slow. 100% cotton at 500gsm, individually hand-finished, both prints screen-printed to fade and craze with the cloth rather than peel. Read the full garment care before the first wash. Offered in S, M, L, XL.

Enfants Riches Déprimés was founded in 2012 by conceptual artist Henri Alexander Levy. The name is French for “Depressed Rich Kids” — a collision of 1970s French avant-garde tailoring with raw punk nihilism, engineered into hyper-exclusive, deliberately isolating objects. Each piece is released in strictly limited micro-batches and individually hand-finished: a refusal of disposable fashion, built to last a lifetime.

Crafted across Los Angeles (USA), Italy, and Japan.

Nursery to misery. The whole arc, drawn in crayon.

Specifications

Brand · Enfants Riches Déprimés (ERD)
Design · Blue-outline back print, small chest emblem
Colour · Black
Style · Oversized pullover hoodie
Material · 100% cotton, 500gsm, heirloom-grade
Fit/Hardware · Oversized unisex fit, drawcord hood, kangaroo pocket, ribbed trims
Details · Electric-blue “nursery to misery” stick-figure back print with “erd.” mark, small blue left-chest emblem
Made in · Los Angeles (USA), Italy, and Japan
Production · Strictly limited micro-batch, individually hand-finished
Price · $245 (was $299)
Size · S, M, L, XL

Care Instructions (Hoodies/sweatshirts)

Professional dry clean recommended, or hand wash cold inside out with mild detergent. Lay flat to dry in shade. Do not tumble dry, and do not iron over either print. See full garment care.

FAQ

What is the ERD Nursery To Misery Hoodie made from?
100% cotton at 500gsm, heirloom-grade, in a deep black with a brushed-soft interior.

What’s the graphic?
A thin electric-blue back print of childlike stick figures in a grid, framed by “nursery to misery” and a lowercase “erd.” mark, with a small blue emblem on the left chest.

How do I wash it?
Professional dry clean recommended, or hand wash cold inside out and lay flat to dry in shade. Never tumble dry or iron over the prints. Full guidance is on our garment care page.

Where is it made?
Production is split across Los Angeles (USA), Italy, and Japan, consistent with ERD’s hand-finished output.

Is this a limited release?
Yes. Produced in strictly limited micro-batches and individually hand-finished, so stock is finite.

Style it with: ERD Zip Up Hoodie