Enfants Riches Déprimés I CONUISTATOU DISI AIOSNIA shirt

Enfants Riches Déprimés I CONUISTATOU DISI AIOSNIA shirt

The ERD I Conuistatou Disi Aiosnia Shirt builds itself a coat of arms for a nation that never existed. White cotton, cut in ERD’s boxy oversized fit, the back carries a full heraldic composition — “e.r.d.” lettered small in gothic script at the top, flanked by two mirrored flag banners bearing crest-like insignia, framing a circular portrait of two uniformed military figures rendered in grainy archival black-and-white, the whole arrangement stacked like an official seal for a regime nobody voted into power.

Below the crest, a second framed photograph repeats the pair of uniformed men, boxed in like a formal state portrait, with two vertical banners rising on either side. Beneath it all, “I CONUISTATOU DISI AIOSNIA” runs in deliberately garbled, misspelled block type — language broken just enough to feel like propaganda in translation, an official decree that never quite parses no matter how many times you read it. The graphic borrows every visual cue of authority — crests, uniforms, seals — and empties them of any actual power.

Made from 500gsm cotton in ERD’s oversized unisex fit, the shirt is produced in a strictly limited micro-batch, individually hand-finished so the dense heraldic print shifts slightly piece to piece. It comes in S, M, L, and XL. That much fine detail and archival photography doesn’t survive a careless wash, so check garment care before this one meets water or heat.

Enfants Riches Déprimés — French for “Depressed Rich Kids” — was founded in 2012 by conceptual artist Henri Alexander Levy, colliding 1970s French avant-garde tailoring with raw punk nihilism. The label frequently invents its own false institutions — crests, seals, garbled decrees — hyper-exclusive objects that borrow the aesthetics of power to expose how easily authority can be faked.

Crafted across Los Angeles (USA), Italy, and Japan.

A seal for a country that was never real. Salute it anyway.

Specifications
Brand · Enfants Riches Déprimés (ERD)
Design · I Conuistatou Disi Aiosnia Shirt — heraldic crest and military portrait graphic
Colour · White with black print
Style · Short-sleeve crew neck tee
Material · 100% cotton, 500gsm
Fit/Hardware · Oversized unisex fit
Details · Heraldic crest composition, archival military portrait, garbled block-text caption
Made in · Los Angeles (USA), Italy, Japan
Production · Strictly limited micro-batch, individually hand-finished
Price · $150.00 (was $200.00)
Size · S, M, L, XL

Care Instructions (Canvas/printed)
Hand wash cold inside out or spot clean. Air dry in shade. Do not iron the graphic. See full garment care.

FAQ

What is the ERD I Conuistatou Disi Aiosnia Shirt made of?
100% cotton at 500gsm, cut in an oversized unisex fit.

What’s the graphic on the shirt?
A heraldic crest composition with archival military portraits, flanking banners, and a garbled block-text caption across the back.

How do I wash it without damaging the print?
Hand wash cold inside out or spot clean, air dry in shade, and never iron directly over the graphic. Full details are on the garment care page.

Where is it made?
Produced across Los Angeles (USA), Italy, and Japan.

Is this shirt a limited release?
Yes — made in a strictly limited micro-batch and individually hand-finished, so the dense print varies slightly piece to piece.

Style it with: Enfants Riches Déprimés Pig Shirt