Enfants Riches Déprimés Buddhist Uncle T-Shirt
$255.00 $190.00
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Enfants Riches Déprimés T-Shirt Size Guide
All measurements are garment dimensions in inches, taken flat. Pieces run oversized. For a closer fit, size down.
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 19 | 27 | 17 | 8 |
| S | 20 | 28 | 18 | 8.5 |
| M | 21 | 29 | 19 | 9 |
| L | 22.5 | 30 | 20 | 9.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 21 | 10 |
| XXL | 25.5 | 32 | 22 | 10.5 |
How to measure. Lay a t-shirt you own flat. Chest is measured across the front seam to seam, then doubled. Length runs from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Allow a ½–1 inch tolerance. Fit. ERD t-shirts are cut oversized. If you sit between two sizes or prefer a tailored silhouette, size down.
Enfants Riches Déprimés Buddhist Uncle T-Shirt
The ERD Buddhist Uncle t-shirt announces a disappearance and never says who left.
“VANISHED” stretches across the top in bold blue block letters, sitting above a collaged portrait — a young face smiling under a clock stopped mid-hour, two old keys hanging on either side like nobody’s coming back to use them. Below, three small photos of pigs line up in a row, boxed and cropped tight, no caption to explain why they’re there. Faint handwritten text fills the entire background, dense and illegible at a glance, the kind of scrawl that only makes sense to whoever wrote it.
Cream cotton, cropped boxy fit, oversized unisex cut, raw hem. Hand-finished in a small run, gone once it’s sold through. Wash notes are under garment care. Comes in S, M, L, XL.
Henri Alexander Levy started Enfants Riches Déprimés in 2012. The name means “Depressed Rich Kids.” Same fight the label’s always run on — old French tailoring against punk that never learned to sit still.
Crafted across Los Angeles (USA), Italy, and Japan.
Some family stories are better left unsolved.
Specifications
Brand · Enfants Riches Déprimés
Design · Vanished portrait and clock collage graphic
Colour · Cream with black and blue print
Style · Cropped crewneck t-shirt
Material · 100% cotton, 500gsm
Fit/Hardware · Oversized unisex fit, cropped body, raw hem
Details · Bold “VANISHED” headline, clock and key collage, portrait graphic, small pig photo row, handwritten background text
Made in · Los Angeles (USA), Italy, Japan
Production · Limited micro-batch, hand-finished
Price · $190.00 (was $255.00)
Size · S, M, L, XL
Care Instructions (Canvas/Printed)
Hand wash cold inside out or spot clean. Air dry in shade. Don’t iron over the graphic. Full garment care here.
FAQ
What’s it made of?
100% cotton, 500gsm, cropped oversized unisex fit in cream.
What’s the graphic about?
A “VANISHED” headline over a collaged portrait with a stopped clock and hanging keys, plus a small row of pig photos, all set against dense handwritten background text.
How do I wash it?
Hand wash cold inside out or spot clean, dry flat in shade, skip the iron on the print. Full details under garment care.
Where’s it made?
Los Angeles, Italy, and Japan, hand-finished in small batches.
Is this limited?
Yes — small batch production, no restocks once it sells out.
Style it with: Enfants Riches Déprimés The Reality of God LS T-Shirt
Shipping & Delivery
Fast dispatch, reliable tracking, and shipping you can count on. Once you place your order, we get to work right away, with most orders leaving our warehouse within 24 to 48 hours.
Here's what you can expect:
- USA Delivery: 3–5 business days
- International Delivery: 7–14 business days
- Tracking: Sent to your email the moment your order ships
- Free Shipping: Available on qualifying orders
Every parcel is carefully packed to make sure it arrives in perfect condition. Sit back, relax, and we'll take care of the rest. Questions about your order? Our team is just a message away.
Independent luxury resale item. Authenticated before shipment and guaranteed genuine.
